Le Lovely Love Advice Column

The game of love, relationships and dating 
seems like a complicated matter
but really, it’s simple.

Let me break it down.

Girls and guys like all like to have fun and are NOT serious
especially for people under 25. (their all still young and naiive)
Pretty much every with dick or vagina just wants to get as much action as they can before they get married.

There are some exceptions, but it’s rare and do NOT think you are the exception.

Nowadays it’s all about playing the field
For some guys, it’s about scoring.
For some girls, it’s just excitment 
   and the feeling of being wanted that’s a sensation.

Some just keep their options open
in case of a late night bootycall or quick hookup due to boredom.

All people have a way with words, but
don’t blow it out of proportion.

Note: When the flirting is taking place at a party, club, rave or happy hour…98% of those people are just there to “get some”

If they dig ya, it’s going to be pretty darn obvious
(i.e. body language)

BUT

Just because the dude or chick walks by you
and glances you for one second doesn’t mean their checking you out.

If he asks for the time or a simple question of the sort
that doesn’t mean “I want to get in your pants”.

If you “accidently” trip or fall in front and the person asks if you’re OK
that doesn’t mean he wants to go out with you.

If you drop something and he/she stops to pick it up
it doesn’t mean their watching you’re every move.

If you see the person every where you go, haven’t you thought
it could be just a coincidence and
not that the person is stalking you because their secretly in love with you
OR you could just be pathetic and following them
convincing yourself their following you.

Especially if you go to school or work with the person
OF COURSE your going to run into them.

I mean even if he/she does flirt with you
don’t jump to conclusions and
start the “what if” rant and questioning every damn thing:
-what if he/she asks me out?
-what if we kiss?
-what if we have sex?
-what if we break up?
-what’s his last name if we ever get married?
-is he/she checking me out?
-what does he/she like about me because I’m “so unattractive”?
-is he/she “the one”?

Don’t start daydreaming about the future and that live happily ever after bullshit
because NOTHING HAS HAPPENED

Trust, it’s all talk, but bear with me,

NOR should you get cocky because their flirting with you
and you think “oh I’m the shit and everyone loves me because im SO hot”
Maybe their just “flirting” with you
because they perceive you as an easy because you act like a slut/whore.

Like I said body language, if you put yourself out their like a ho
you’re going to get treated like one so don’t expect any intimacy
because all the other person is thinking is sexsexsexsexsex
(or other sexual activites)

Some people are horny bastards that just want some instant gratification.

Anyways,

Haven’t you ever thought that someone
just wants a decent conversation?

Or they could just be teasing/being nice?
(this is used very often…trust me)

The truth hurts but sometimes people are just being nice
not because your “ugly” but that person just has no interest
so don’t cry and whine about it just wasn’t meant to be.

Don’t assume every flattering compliment or nice gesture 
leads to “fate”.

It sounds a tad harsh, but save yourself some heartache.

If someone actually likes you and wants something more than just a hookup
they will actually TALK to you and not just say cheesy pickup lines so
you can fall head over heels into…their bed.

If you find out he doesn’t like you, don’t be mean. Be polite and Move on.

Know the difference between the player from an actual genuine person.

It’s all common sense.
you just got to use your head
and NOT rely on your damn feelings

If you think I’m wrong, you’re dumb.
This is life not a fairytale story.

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain,
and Think of Things,
you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed
very Thingish inside you is quite different
when it gets out into the open 
& has other people looking at it.

-Pooh

You don’t have time to convince everybody to like you.
Your time is too great to fight battles that don’t matter.
If someone doesn’t praise you, they don’t matter.

If someone leaves you, you didn’t need them.
I love loyal people,
I love the ones that I know will accept me through every decision I make.

When you realize that you can’t please everybody,
you’re going to see new seasons of growth, new opportunities,
& God will take you to new places that you’ve never even dreamed of.

Your destiny is too great to be wasted
on other people who won’t accept you.

(Source: geraldinee, via inspirationalshxt)

I need to say im sorry
For causing you this pain
I put you in this position
Where there’s nothing you can gain

I’m sorry I got mad
I’m sorry that I cry
But I hope that you can see
Because the truth is that I try

I really have no reason
To act the way I do
I guess it’s just to hide the fact
That I’m truly feeling blue

And I just want you to know
Its you I can’t live without
And I hope that you believe me
Because that’s true without a doubt

I hope that you forgive me
For all that I’ve done wrong
Because I need you in my life
To continue being strong

I know that once before
I tried to get you back
I just can’t let you see
That there’s so much that I lack

So please just one more time
Help me put this in the past
Because you are my true friend & more
And our memories will always last